HE CAN ONLY HOLD HER

Does it get much sexier than this?

WINO STARKERS

To help raise awareness of breast cancer among young women, Amy Winehouse has posed starkers in the British magazine Easy Living.

As you can see, a guitar hides her private affairs and duct tape covers her raspberry ripples.

Yeah, baby!

AN EIGHT YEAR AFFAIR

Amy Winehouse's dad thinks his eight year affair may have ruined Amy's childhood.

Eight years!!??

That's not an affair. That's squatter's rights.

Mitch Winehouse's affair began 18 months after Amy was born and continued until she was ten. And the affair was in the open and the children used to call Jane 'Daddy's work wife'.

What!!?? An eight year affair in the open? What the hell?

Mitch was about 27 and his wife about 28. Jane was about 18.

18!!??

Hmm, maybe I'll suggest the same deal to my wife.

WELCOME

Ok, I was posting so many posts about Amy Winehouse on my Left in Bay Ridge blog that I decided to start an Amy Winehouse blog.

Let the drinking begin.